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micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex


Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
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mannerisms-versus-machines:

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super-galaxy-gurren-lagann:

just in case you somehow forgot how horrible the pro life movement is

if people have the right to the hospital then i have the right to  critically wound them

If people have the right to education then I have the right to give them brain damage

If people have the right to life insurance then I have the right to murder them.

notice how both men in the picture are old and white

Almost all Republicans are rich,old,racist,sexist,greedy white men
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giraffepoliceforce:

"You can’t just change the race of cultural icons like Captain America! It’s an important part of their identity and message!"

Jesus: Ah yes.

Jesus: Can’t imagine who would do that.

Jesus: What a shame.

(via isaravia98)

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Archie Andrews, a mainstay of newspaper and Internet comics, was shot and killed Wednesday while protecting friend Kevin Keller, an anti-gun veteran and gay senator in a mixed-race marriage. He was 73 (though he looked remarkably good).

The shooter remains unknown and at large.
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64,000 That’s how many black women are currently missing in America — but the media doesn’t seem to care (via micdotcom) -
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I am a survivor of the Jewish Holocaust, the Nazis’ mass murder of Europe’s Jews. The tragic experience of my family and community under Hitler makes me alert to the suffering of other peoples denied their human rights today — including the Palestinians…. For me, the Israeli government’s actions toward the Palestinians awaken horrific memories of my family’s experiences under Hitlerism: the inhuman walls, the checkpoints, the daily humiliations, killings, diseases, the systematic deprivation. There’s no escaping the fact that Israel has occupied the entire country of Palestine, and taken most of the land, while the Palestinians have been expelled, walled off, and deprived of human rights and human dignity. Suzanne Weiss (via socialismartnature)

(via intelligent-thot)

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